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The one-man dev shop for crypto.

Sites, bots, meme generators, tools. Shipped in 24 hours, not 24 days.

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What I build

Everything your launch needs. Nothing it doesn't.

  • Token Websites

    3D, fast, built for the phone your holders actually use.

    • 3D hero
    • Live market cap
    • Copy CA
    • Mobile-first

  • Telegram Meme Bots

    Auto-generated memes with your CA stamped on every one. Your chat becomes a meme factory.

    • /meme on demand
    • CA watermark
    • Your templates

  • Buy & Raid Bots

    Buy alerts that hype the chat and raid bots that send the troops to X.

    • Buy alerts
    • Raid tracking
    • Leaderboards

  • Meme Generators

    Web meme makers your community can use in one tap. Every meme they post is free marketing.

    • Web
    • Templates
    • One-tap share

  • Custom Tools & Dashboards

    Holder trackers, scanners, stat dashboards. If it reads a chain, I can build it.

    • On-chain data
    • Dashboards
    • Internal tools

  • Rescue Jobs

    Your site is ugly, I'll fix it today. Broken, slow or embarrassing: send the link.

    • Same day
    • Redesigns
    • Fixes
Packages

Flat prices. Fast ships.

    Recent builds

    Receipts, not promises.

      Free Tool Friday

      A free tool, every Friday.

      Small, useful things for builders and degens. Free to use, no wallet connect.

        How it works

        Three steps. One day.

        1. 01

          Tell me what you need

          Fill out the form below. Token, vibe, deadline. Two minutes.

        2. 02

          I build it in 24h

          I DM you, lock the scope, and ship. You see progress, not excuses.

        3. 03

          You launch

          Live on your domain, OG preview dialed, ready for the timeline.

        Start a build

        Tell me what you need. I'll DM you.